A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint…
…when a little lizard walked past, look up and said, “Hey, koala, what are you doing?”
The koala said, “Smoking a joint; come up and have some.”
So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala, where they enjoyed a few joints. After a while the little lizard said his mouth was dry and he was going to get a drink from the river.
The little lizard was so stoned he leaned over too far and fell into the river. A crocodile saw this and swam over and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, “What’s the matter with you?” The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile said he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, where he found the tree where the koala was sitting, finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said, “Hey you!”
The koala looked down at him and said, “Fuck dude! How much water did you drink?”